Away in a lecture
No soft proper bed
The weary law student
Laid down his sad head
The lecturer below
Looked up and he saw
A student who'd never
Made Dean's List before.
--sorry, my inspiration these few days has been sporadic and wryly-humoured.
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
How To Dump A Lawyer
A law student had his eyes set on one of the pretty girls in campus. He set about his suit with great enthusiasm until he found out that she was from the same faculty as he, only a few years older.
One day, he asked her out for a movie, which she gladly accepted. However, at the appointed time, he was nowhere to be seen. Hurt and upset, the girl left and received a call from him a few hours later.
"Sorry for not making it.."
"Where were you? That was in total breach of contract!"
"No it wasn't.. There was no intention to create legal relations."
One day, he asked her out for a movie, which she gladly accepted. However, at the appointed time, he was nowhere to be seen. Hurt and upset, the girl left and received a call from him a few hours later.
"Sorry for not making it.."
"Where were you? That was in total breach of contract!"
"No it wasn't.. There was no intention to create legal relations."
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
PWNED!
hint: he's 4x as strong and has 4x as much HP ^^V and i DID NOT borrow any weapons or use one-uses.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Emo
on genesis' suggestion, i thought of something to do to cheer up (: a spot of painting!
isn't he adorable?
isn't he adorable?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Breakdown
God will make a way
where there seems to be no way
He works in ways we cannot see
He will make a way for me
where there seems to be no way
He works in ways we cannot see
He will make a way for me
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Crusade
who am i
that the Lord of all the earth
would care to know my name
would care to feel my hurt
who am i
that the bright and morning star
would choose to light the way
for my ever wandering heart
not because of who i am
but because of what You've done
not because of what i've done
but because of who You are
i am
a flower quickly fading
here today and gone tomorrow
a wave tossed in the ocean
a vapour in the wind
still You hear me when i'm calling
Lord You catch me when i'm falling
You've told me who i am
i am Yours
that the Lord of all the earth
would care to know my name
would care to feel my hurt
who am i
that the bright and morning star
would choose to light the way
for my ever wandering heart
not because of who i am
but because of what You've done
not because of what i've done
but because of who You are
i am
a flower quickly fading
here today and gone tomorrow
a wave tossed in the ocean
a vapour in the wind
still You hear me when i'm calling
Lord You catch me when i'm falling
You've told me who i am
i am Yours
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Tempest Rising
a nameless soul
among so many others
a scream swallowed by the wind
lightningthunder
borne upon darkest wings
the void of eternity
among so many others
a scream swallowed by the wind
lightningthunder
borne upon darkest wings
the void of eternity
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