How To Dump A Lawyer

A law student had his eyes set on one of the pretty girls in campus. He set about his suit with great enthusiasm until he found out that she was from the same faculty as he, only a few years older.

One day, he asked her out for a movie, which she gladly accepted. However, at the appointed time, he was nowhere to be seen. Hurt and upset, the girl left and received a call from him a few hours later.

"Sorry for not making it.."

"Where were you? That was in total breach of contract!"

"No it wasn't.. There was no intention to create legal relations."

Oink

Melbourne is now the swine flu capital of the world.

All in favour, say oink.