The Lament of Law

Away in a lecture
No soft proper bed
The weary law student
Laid down his sad head

The lecturer below
Looked up and he saw
A student who'd never
Made Dean's List before.

--sorry, my inspiration these few days has been sporadic and wryly-humoured.

How To Dump A Lawyer

A law student had his eyes set on one of the pretty girls in campus. He set about his suit with great enthusiasm until he found out that she was from the same faculty as he, only a few years older.

One day, he asked her out for a movie, which she gladly accepted. However, at the appointed time, he was nowhere to be seen. Hurt and upset, the girl left and received a call from him a few hours later.

"Sorry for not making it.."

"Where were you? That was in total breach of contract!"

"No it wasn't.. There was no intention to create legal relations."

PWNED!

hint: he's 4x as strong and has 4x as much HP ^^V and i DID NOT borrow any weapons or use one-uses.

fruit machine!

book = snowball?

Thanks, Sylva!

BTC

Law is an excellent place to make new contacts.